Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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