I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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