Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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