so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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