You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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