ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He felt like a one man threesome
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
