If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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