so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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