I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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