just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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