Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize