Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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