i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize