you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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