at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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