I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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