sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
This house was built for laser tag.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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