i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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