i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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