I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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