Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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