My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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