my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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