If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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