wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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