she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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