he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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