Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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