Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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