Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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