In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
