Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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