I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i think my cat just said my name.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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