Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Of course I have a pirate flag
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
