there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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