But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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