True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize