Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
