dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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