he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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