if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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