I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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