I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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