quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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