i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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