thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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