On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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