I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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