Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Randomize
