Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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