Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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