Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm always down for nudity.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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