Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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