just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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