She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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