i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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